The Landscape of My Escape

stephaniecookieskeleton:

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you’ve done. Then repost as you’re __% innocent.

01. Smoked
02. Drank alcohol
03. Cried when someone died.
04. Been drunk
05. Had sex
06. Been to a concert.
07. Gotten/given a hand job.
08. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
09. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose .
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a Wal-Mart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.

22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex’s house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs.

31. Played strip poker/darts/pool.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Made beans.
40. Been in love.
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.
51. Watched a person die.
52. Kissed somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone’s room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Made spicy beans
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed Goth.
59. Dressed preppy .
60. Been to a motocross race.
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Been caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend’s crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you’d be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 2 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore .
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Left a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.

My Dad was in the hospital. He started having chest pains yesterday morning and he thought he was starting to have another heart attack. And he was going to drive himself to the fucking hospital. I swear. That man. Anyway, he changed his fool mind and had my brother take him. They kept him overnight for observation. And I freaked out royally. 2011 is out to get me by killing off the important men in my life.

Seriously.

He did not have a heart attack. They are going to give him a stress test on Tuesday to check things out more thoroughly. They’ve adjusted his meds.

I’ve forbidden him from dying this year. He said he’ll agree to my demands as best he can. I laughed.

Later I cried.

My heart can stop aching for now. Rachel and Puck are back together. And bonus!! Finn and Brittany are being so adorable and hot. I’m completely angry at Quinn and mildly annoyed with Sam.

And Kurt is being judgmental and it gets to me. But that is more personal. I got engaged at 18, 26 days after my first date with J. We were married 7 months after our first date. I was 19. It’ll be ten years in June. But people were set against it and tried to talk us out of it. Said we were being stupid and we weren’t ready. They were sure I was pregnant and that was the only reason we were getting married. I wasn’t.

Personally I think maturity and readiness for marriage isn’t something that can have an age readiness indicator. Each situation has to be taken on an individual basis.

And that’s the end of my completely uncalled for and rambly rant.

The people behind the RP are doing an amazing job. You’ve got me completely invested in the characters and the the story lines.

EMINEM CHRYSLER SUPER BOWL AD AMONG THE BEST? (via ArtisanNewsService)

I’ve never been enamored of a commercial so much. I’m astounded that a commercial, of all things, can make me proud to be from Michigan.

But that’s okay. Cause he’s kinda cute and I love him.

So I own all the Twilight movies so far. They are a guilty pleasure. Mostly cause of Taylor Lautner. Boy is fine. (And? Bonus! He is now of age! Yay! *roll eyes*)

Anyway. My husband put New Moon in four nights ago. It usually takes us at least two nights to watch a movie because we watch them in bed and end up falling asleep. When he finished watching it, he told me and I quote, “That Edward guy is a douche. She should be with Jacob.” And I laughed. Cause my “super manly badass” husband is Team Jacob.

Two nights ago, he put in Eclipse. I thought he hadn’t seen it yet. About most the way through last night, he let it slip that he’s seen it before. You should’ve seen my face. My jaw was dropped. He said that he liked it. He. Liked. It.

And he still thought Jacob was better than Edward. I told him how it all ended and he said, “That’s bullshit and stupid.” But he’s still gonna watch the movies when they come out.

CRAAZY!

Please please please don’t be having her making out or something worse with Scott if he shows up at Kurt’s dorm. Please please please.

wendla-:

GLEE GIVEAWAY. Well. Mark Salling giveaway?

I found this stuff and don’t want it.

So, you win: an autographed photo of Mark (from when he was selling the Jericho album late 2009ish - not a reprint), and a copy of the Glee Annual (…mostly so I can stick the photo in there and not worry about Australia Post killing it). The photo makes me lol ‘cause Mark signed his crotch.

How to win? Reblog this. idgaf if you follow me or not. I’ll pick someone at random on the 21st of February and then get all “I need your address!”. I’ll mail it anywhere in the world

(Source: fabraycohenchang)

Lisbeth Salander is one of my major girl crushes. So is Noomi. Put them together and you have a super double girl crush that only Rachel Berry/Lea Michele tops.

And that book and the Sweedish version of that movie are so completely awesome, it hurts. In a good way.

(Source: 1min19s)

livinginrhythm:

These three know more about women than Puck ever will. Clearly.

In the third panel, Mercedes is like, “Wait…I thought Puck was into Rachel?”

(Source: hippieskank)

The Landscape of My Escape

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37% innocent

Daddy, don’t go.

My husband is insane